Pattygal's G-Ma's Washing Machine

So, I got my washing machine from Pattygal a few years back when she moved to Honolulu. It was a lovely goldenrod color from the 70s and had belonged to her grandmother. It worked splendidly for several years although it did threaten to shimmy-shake all over the place now and then.

So, a few weeks back it started to skip cycles. Like - Would wash but not rinse. Or would spin but not wash. For a few weeks I could force a wash cycle, turn/turn/turn the dial to a rinse cycles, and turn/turn/turn the dial to a spin cycle. Then those cycles started shorting out electrically. I kept forcing, and got a few more good cycles. Finally, there was no more forcing and I was left with a big, ol' washing machine full of water.

After a few days, a washing machine full of water beings to smell like ass when you get close. Then, it begins to smell like ass even when not close. Then, it starts to smell like ass crack. Then, 3 day old ass crack. Then, you start smelling 5 day old dirty ass crack when you walk in the door. Finally, you come home to 8 day old, unwashed, stinky, ass crack. THEN, when you being to bail the water out of the washing machine? Rotten egg shoved up an 8 day old, unwashed, stinky, ass crack.

Groooooooooosssssssssss. But - Pattygal's G-Ma's washing machine is now emtpy and stinkless and ready to go to washing machine heaven. Whereever that may be.

I will be running around destinkifying the place. And hope for no ass crack whatsoever.

SEXY - I know!