Oh Those LIPS

Subject: Angelina Jolie
How We Got There: Let Me Explain

Trix - I hate my boss. Hate her , hate her, hate her!!
Furf - Why so much?
Trix - You know!! You've seen it! Hate her, hate her, hate her!!
Furf - But she's nothing to you.
Trix - Nothing? Ppppffffffffffffffttttttttttttt!! She inserts herself!
Furf - Forget her.
Trix - I want to BITE her!
Furf - Uhhh.
Trix - OK, nix that. No biting. Let's punch.
Trix - Angelina Jolie...I might bite...PBJ...NOT!!
Furf - And, you know, that's what you have to love about Angelina. She'd SO appreciate a good biting!!
Trix - Well, YEAH!!! That's why I picked her!!
Furf - Good pick..........

Which brings up Hump Island. (Which I've referred to twice today...Which means...Blog material!)

So...Hump Island Rules:

• Someone I'd never be able to do in real life
• Someone I'd love to be stranded on a desert island with
• Someone I'd chew my right arm off to be on a desert island with
• Normally, someone of the opposite sex
• Normally, someone of my own stamina and means
• Not normal

Male Celebrity Hump Island:
(In no order whatsoever)
(I should have 10 each...Help me out...)

1. George Clooney
2. Ty Pennington
3. Kevin Costner (sorry -- an oldie but goodie)
4. Freddie Prinz Junior
5. Adam Sandler (cannot explain it..it is a humour thing)

Girl Celebrity Hump Island:

(Celebrity goes without saying....Cannot do normal girls...Too ick. And, again, the celebrity thing would never happen. Hence, all in the brain.):

1. Angelina Jolie (again...lips)
2. Sheryl Crow ( that hair...grab on)
3. Eva Longoria (whew)

Then there's Work Hump Island:

Won't go into it here.

And real life Hump Island:

Wish this existed..............