June Cleaver/Betty Crocker Continues

I think aliens have invaded my body. I just made COOKIES. Yes - COOKIES. This from the Lean Cuisine/Smart One queen of the world. Granted - It was a mix. Harry & David's Cranberry Lace Chip. But still -- Fresh, warm, piping hot cookies are in my kitchen.

And yesterday? I grilled turkey tenderlions. Made rice pilaf and veggies.

Something is seriously wrong here, folks.

Nemo has unleashed some scary, domestic goddess within me. I'm feeling the need to nest. My home is clean, my bed is made, dinner is on the table, and I have fresh cookies.

Alert the press....Next thing you know? I might be pregnant. (HA -- THAT is a funny one!)