Harder Than You Think - Until You Get Goin'

Pattygal & I got on a kick:

Things You Should Never Ever Even Consider

• Order steak at Denny's
• Touch the seat of a Johnny-On-The-Spot
• Go barefoot on Bourbon Street
• Have Jacko babysit your kids
• Pee on the New York subway tracks
• Let Don King cut your hair
• Ask Martha Stewart for some stock market tips
• Drink anything served to you in flames
• Order anything from the email with the subject line :v:i:a:g:r:a
• Hire Tammy Faye as a beauty consultant
• Purchase anything from a television ad after midnight
• Let Willie Nelson do your taxes
• Go to Monica Lewinsky's dry cleaner
• Ask Ozzie for an Advil

And finally, kids, the one that got it all started? From a real life example:

• Buy condoms off the Sale rack!!

Feel free to keep it going!...