Reality TV At Its Finest

I didn't even really mean to watch it. I just fell upon it while I was on a late evening work conference call from home. I had it muted. On E! for some unknown reason (not a station I frequent). I'm not an active participant on the conference call...More of a listener. So, when I see the interesting word like breasts, labia, and anus flying across the screen...I, of course, MUST mute the conference call and UNmute the TV.

Dr. 90210, if you will. Some of the Nielsen Ratings' finest, I'm sure. You really must see it to believe it.

First off - The female-to-male transexual who has the urge to do away with the ever so offending breasts. OK - No judgement here. Do what makes you feel better and more confident.

Next? The 19 year old whose...Um....Parts....Are just too large for their own good. Causing irritation in sports lycra, so she says. (HUH? I'm hoping we're talking freak of nature here.) So -- They do the ol' snip snip on said offending parts. (I cannot even bring myself to outline the parts. But two are symetrical and one sits just on top.) OW? OWOWOWOWOW? AND NO?!?!?! Do NOT freaking mess with that stuff!

And finally, the anal bleaching. This from a porn star doing her final film. Because she wants it to be "pretty". Yup - Bum in air....Two cheek waxing....And little brush in pot of......STUFF?? That bleachs, again, said part. WHOODA THUNK IT?

AND THE BEST PART? Three of the top 5 friends? P, B and L? ALL SAW IT AS WELL!!! And asked me about it today. Count four sets of gaping open dropped jaws. And four normally mouthy females stunned into silence. And lots of shaking heads and raised eyebrows. No one got the full story...So we all had to fill each other in. Not sure we STILL understand why.

Favorite quote from the whole show: "I LOVE my butterfly now." Needless to say - We're all wondering about our butterflies. (SIGH!)

What the HELL has plastic surgery come to? Snipping my girl parts and bleaching my bum? I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON'T get it.

But it sure was entertaining TV!!!!

(Please God, Please. Let me get the desired number of visitors from this semi-pornographic, but ever so entertaining post.)